Literally typed the message and get get this email from Adobe

Get over your ex. Photoshop can help.

I think some being is trying to tell me something

Married 9: Together 11
M:37 W:35
S:2 D:7
Bomb dropped 6/3/2017
W moved out 7/1/2017
Separation Filed: 8/1/2017
Modified to Divorce: 8/21/2017
Divorced: 10/5/2017