Your post reminded me of the time I looked through my wife's phone and found that she had been texting the OM while we were on vacation with the boys. I was livid because we were at Disney World on a family vacation and we were just getting ready to go to the Magic Kingdom and she's texting her dumb@ss "friend." I responded to him (my wife was in the shower) and said, "Go f*ck yourself." As you can imagine, it wasn't a pleasant day.
Lol yup we were on vacation and I woke up at 130am and caught H texting OW.