Hmmmm.. I feel like a lot of texting is going on than might be needed.
But, I like the last text about you staying in the house and MBR, but I think it's too long. Here is my take:
"I am not leaving the house as I did not ask for this separation/divorce. You are welcome to sleep on the couch on Sept 5th. The fact that you have no other place to stay is not my problem. If you want a divorce, I will not stand in your way, but that is not a solution to our marital problems."
Leave out everything else and don't do any more leg work on the divorce paperwork. Don't tell her what she's getting or not getting. Let her do that work.
