Turns out, her son will be starting kindergarten, so of course she has to take him to the biggest mall in the state and spend the weekend shopping for a 5 year old.
Seriously? A 5 year old? WTF happened to going to Target or Kohl's?
OK - now you KNOW that your ex is going to end up broke and in debt if he marries someone with these financial priorities. And you can just laugh all the way to the bank when you're enjoying your well-deserved stable retirement, when the time comes.
