Awesome news on the new job. It is a hard adjustment from a small family firm to a large corporation but sounds like you are doing well with that.

Re the watermelon incident, if it wasn't so tragic, it would be funny.

Gordie 40s W 40s M20+ kids
2016 BD W fantasy affair w OM1 I do everything wrong
2017 I start to DB W says TLTL files for D PA w OM2
2018 I do LRT W drops filing and OM2 situation slowly improving