Do you have any bottles pumped already? Just tell H where they are and give him the baby. I mean, babies fuss. You deal with it all the time. I think H can handle a night or two. He's clearly had too much time on his hands lately if he can juggle texts with so many ... ahem ... others anyway!
M: 40 H: 44 Married 14 years S11 & D6; D20 & D19 from previous M 2BDs/PAs, 8 years apart Piecing: April 2014