Hello...can you hear me?

[Georgiabelle]

3 therapy sessions and I am feeling a bit more centered....

I will be flamed for this but...eh. I have a dark sense of humor as does x Mr. GB. X Mr.GB is on vacation with his gf. I did not realize this as I kept wondering why he was texting so much. FTR, occasional he asks about S7, but there is not much kid talk unless I specifically bring it up. I am going on vacation and a work meeting in the next couple of weeks so I will be out of town for almost 2 weeks. I asked him if he could watch the dog, which was the dog he wanted to take, except that his gf (who just graduated from vet school) doesn't really care for dogs. She said this and he has told me this. The gf has always been pleasant to the kids but misdiagnosed our old dog. I said "I'm pretty sure he has cancer." She said, "It's definitely NOT cancer." It was cancer. Then the cat became extremely stressed when we had a foster dog. Ex Mr. GB shows her the cat and she says "It's thyroid cancer." I said, "I think the cat is stressed so I have to find a new foster home for the dog." Take cat to a more seasoned vet. Cat is stressed. No cancer. YAY!

He just texted me that he found out he has to go to Oregon for 3 days and he will let her watch him for those 3 days he is gone. Since she doesn't like the dog, honestly, I am not super excited about her watching him. I appreciate her doing it, but she REALLY does not like the dog. Yes, this was wrong and yes, I thought it was funny. I said, "I appreciate her offering but I know she doesn't care for Mr. Fluff. I can make other arrangements."

S Mr. GB-"She can deal>"

Me:"Ok. I just hope she doesn't mistaken him taking a nap as being in a coma or a terminal illness and euthanizes him."

Yes, I am a horrible person and it was funny. Happy Tuesday!