Feel free to use my anecdote about my ex-husband telling me I "walked too heavy - and worse than that, taught our daughter to walk too heavy" any way you want lol.
i missed this^^. Delicious flaw.
OMG Stop clomping around...
Oh, on a totally unrelated note...
I have a friend who is a forensic expert, who just testified for the prosecution in a murder case.
So the defense attorney asked her a question he did NOT know the answer to, which is a no no.
Defense Attorney to Forensic: "so if you'e always so busy with your caseload, and this case was 8 years ago, how could you possibly remember my client?"
Forensic Expert: "because your client was the only one who ever threatened to kill me"
Incredibly, the attorney asked A FOLLOW UP
Def Attorney: "Oh really? And what'd you do about it?"
Expert: "I called the cops & they arrested him...but I guess that's another trial..."
(So delicious. )
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016
