25 yearsMLC 10 years late I FILE part 2

[25yearsmlc]

well KML (ellie) you have certainly thrown down the gauntlet!!

Okay here are a few potential lines from a new stand up set.

Counting My Divorce blessings and

"Dedicated to my soon to be ex..."

When you didn't tell me the $hitty sneaky things you did, b/c you 'didn't want to hurt' my feelings -

you showed me how 'noble' lying is.

Thanks!

When you hid all grains on the top shelf b/c YOU were going Paleo, that wasn't 'controlling'...that was you protecting me from the Celiac disease I never had.

Thanks!

When you told me that 'other than my face', I had 'started to let myself go' -

I felt really great about my skin, as it's a testament to my facial care beauty regimen.

Thanks!