Im sitting here at work and I cannot for the life of me focus on my job.
Thorton,
Work is overrated. You need to use this as an opportunity to stir up trouble around the office.
There's this one guy I work with; he hates fingerprints on his computer screen. How do I help him with his OCD? I put a bunch of fingerprints on his monitor. There's also the thing where you get some Hershey's chocolate syrup and squirt it on the toilet seat. There are endless ways to get the entire office into an unfocused frenzy. You shouldn't have to suffer silently and all alone; spread the wealth.
