Same with me Gordie, mixed with "i'm a better mother when you aren't around."
Very, very similar to mine. Mine goes as far to say they behave very well when they aren't skyping with me when she has them - see, they tend to be a little out of control.
There are moments in this life when you are so confident in the rightness of your actions, that not even for a second do you consider the option that you might be wrong.
