Tonight I wore a dress that is 17 years old that was a Ralph Lauren I got for $15 to go to my bosses wedding way back when. It's brown and has one shoulder and when I bought it, my ex called it my "Tarzan poo poo dress" ( he disliked anything that was brown) I actually sent him a pic of me in the dress and asked him if he remembered what he used to call it. He responded very quickly with the correct answer.
I am shocked he remembers that from 17 years ago. I have the memory of an elephant. He has zero memory.