An amusing joke (almost certainly not true):

During the cold war, the Russians shipped a crate of condoms to the U.S. They were 3" wide and 12" long and marked "Medium". The U.S. responded by shipping a crate to Russia - they were 8" wide and 27" long, and marked "Small"....

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