Ginger,

I agree with whatisis, you've just had a bad run. Compared to me, you're doing very well. My only real prospect was Hot Mother Teresa, and she wasn't real. All of the women who message me look like toads wearing a bushy blonde wig and lipstick. I'm not giving up hope though; I know there's a great woman out there who'll love my toothless grin and acerbic personality (not to mention the cross-dressing).