Hey G, your post reminded me of a poem I wrote a few months ago...here it is.
Hate Me Softly
I like ladies who don’t like me They’re easy to understand No worries about mixed messages Or when I’m gonna to get canned. When she says “get lost, you little creep” I know just where I stand And that’s so damn refreshing I want to hold her hand! She never gives me enticing looks Or flirts with me online Just gives me that middle finger So I don’t have to pine. Rejection never felt so good No worries about what to say ‘cuz it’s so openly obvious Her answer is “no freakin’ way!” So hate me softly with your song ‘cuz we will never be No games, no crap ...no “let's be friends” And that’s OK with me.