I've written a song for you that will turn your life around and you'll be happy and blissful forevermore. The song is "Skinny Dip in the Sink Hole With Me." To be sung to the tune of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips."
Skinny dip in the water At the sinkhole, that is where I'll be Come skinny dip through the sinkhole with me
Oh, skinny dip in the water In the sinkhole next to the willow tree And skinny dip through the sinkhole with me
Knee deep in the water we'll stray We'll keep the showers away And if I miss you in the sink hole, in the moonlight Will you pardon me? And skinny dip…
