A funny scene from the recent movie The Lobster, an absurdist comedy about finding a mate:

Loner Leader: Do you love [your wife]?
Campari Man: With all my heart
Loner Leader: How much do you love her? On a scale of 1 to 15.
Campari Man: 14.

JR, no, haven't heard about Enneagram. How does that help you in your particular situation?

Me: 50, MLC/WW 45
Young kids
Nov 2015: BD1
Apr 2016: BD2
Jan 2017: W filed
Feb 2017: D final