We're you aware that skinny dipping and doodler share a letter? It's D by the way so I wonder what we can make of that.
I think the take-away is that the only thing that doodler learned in his creative writing class was alliteration. Meter, rhyme and plot development were too complex to grasp.
Skinny dipping doodler's dandy dangling d@ck was dutifully damaged by a dastardly dolphin.