Actually, a few weeks ago, or maybe a month or two ago, I was texting with my sons and they were complaining about mommy (my xW). I don't really remember the conversation, but one of us referred to her as a Hairy Green Monster. It was all in good fun. The boys know that mommy is different now (always angry) and we were all letting off steam with a little humor.
Around the same time (I think) one of us referred to her as a Nazi while texting. I think it was my youngest son that said that; he's a big World War II history buff. He also calls his older brother a "grammar Nazi" so he obviously isn't using the word literally.
Anyway, last week I got a letter from my wife's lawyer threatening going to court because we'd called my xW a Hairy Green Monster and a Nazi. I laughed until I cried. I can't imagine any sane judge giving two sh*ts about that.
So, being the good doodler that I am, I sent my xW a message via OurFamilyWizard that started with "Dear Hairy Green Monster..."
