Doodler, I thoroughly felt the emotion in your Haiku. I am afraid WII is correct, I am a bacon lover. So much, that a friend got me a few lbs of bacon as a wedding gift. (In addition to a monetary gift, lol). These days, I am only eating turkey bacon because of this "nutrition program"
WII, I completely agree with you, I am trying not to be an arse. I definitely have avoidant behaviors when it comes to stuff like this. I just tried to be straightforward, but not hurtful. I must have failed at getting the point across. I also hate to do it over text, so I will try on the phone the next time.
In better news, my taste for sushi is back. Now I can happily enjoy it once a week when D9 is with her dad.