We weren't rejected by our spouses, we were clearly truly faulty folks who
Bought the wrong bacon Served Apple Juice Cooked evil shaped pasta Kissed badly (recent discovery) Didn't keep our closest clean and tidy Were too short Weren't Russian Wouldn't go skinny dipping with Doodler Put on weight even if ill Had an irritating cough Put dirty dishes in the dishwasher Had a sick cat that looked at them funny Wore blue our least favourite colour Cut our hair Played golf or didn't play golf Wouldn't hand over all our cash Handed over all our cash and are now broke
Oh and married an entitled soD who accidentally went wayward or wants to go wayward.
V
V, you know I'm guilty of more than one of these. But you should expand my faults to gaining weight while pregnant (did that three times, can you believe it!),and undercooking the broccoli. But I'm getting a beautiful new closet system installed in December, you should come see it! In fact, everyone is invited!
