"you're too short" "I never loved you, not even when we got married" "you clean the house before taking a shower in the morning" "you didn't push me enough" "you remind me of an ape" accompanied with ape noises and arm pit scratching "you ruined my life" "I'm tired of faking it"
and my all time favorite "stop talking so fast, I get all confused and forget my lies"
Jjb, I always thought that your H may just be kid's father's (KF) long-lost twin. They have to be genetically related somehow.
Mine was 'What have you ever done for me?'
Cooked and ate fish every day (he loves them; I don't). Gave up promotions at work. Stayed home to look after kid. Yada yada blah blah blah. Millions of other insignificant stuff.
And didn't expose them to their colleagues even though they have been spreading rumours about me.
Hmmmm.... So what was his question again?
You can call me Dory/ Grl.
As a wise fish once sang,"Just keep swimming!"
It's no use to go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
Loving this stroll down memory lane sharing all the crazy rationalizations from our crazy exes. Hearing this crap hurt so much at the time, but is hilarious now. I wish DB had a "like" button
V and JJB, it was so nice to actually meet you.
Linda
Me 65, Ex 64 M 38 y 2 adult S, 4 G-Kids MLC 11/07 BD 12/09 D 3/14 Dating nice guy 7/14 Engaged to nice guy 12/17
Wow. I read through these responses, and you just can't make this stuff up!
Rosalinda, you are a lovely woman and I was happy to meet you. For me the only good thing I can say that came out of this experience is meeting so many wonderful people who have shared in and truly understand my experiences.
We are lucky to live in an amazing world in which we have the tools and technology that has made it possible for us us to develop friendships and relationships with strangers from all over the world ( not to mention the strangers who are practically neighbors )
So many wonderful possibilities are offered to us that I never imagined.
We weren't rejected by our spouses, we were clearly truly faulty folks who
Bought the wrong bacon Served Apple Juice Cooked evil shaped pasta Kissed badly (recent discovery) Didn't keep our closest clean and tidy Were too short Weren't Russian Wouldn't go skinny dipping with Doodler Put on weight even if ill Had an irritating cough Put dirty dishes in the dishwasher Had a sick cat that looked at them funny Wore blue our least favourite colour Cut our hair Played golf or didn't play golf Wouldn't hand over all our cash Handed over all our cash and are now broke
Oh and married an entitled soD who accidentally went wayward or wants to go wayward.
V
V, you know I'm guilty of more than one of these. But you should expand my faults to gaining weight while pregnant (did that three times, can you believe it!),and undercooking the broccoli. But I'm getting a beautiful new closet system installed in December, you should come see it! In fact, everyone is invited!
