There was a homeless guy walking along the beach. He found a genie bottle and started rubbing it. A genie popped-out (surprise) and granted him three wishes. The guy asked for a Rolls Royce, and poof, it appeared. Then he asked for $100 million in a bank account, and poof, he was rich. Lastly he asked that his schmeckle would drag in the sand, and poof, his legs were gone.
