Oh you guys, thanks for the laughs. Still cracking up.

Maybe I should just install a pay phone booth outside his room and give him a bag of quarters, nickels and dimes . . .

Me 41, H 47, M 15 yrs, S11, S13
BD 1: 11/4/14 we work on it; really I pretzel myself
BD 2: 3/31/15 H goes down to "dorm room"
8/15: H back to MBR
10/15: H back in dorm room
1/18: H files, now divorced