You are so full of pursuit that it's even turning me off. You're such a good guy, but you seem so weak and needy that I'm going to have to go elsewhere.
What I want is to wake up one day and turn on the news and find out that Wes has slayed a dragon and thwarted Dr. Evil's attempt to take over the world. Why didn't he ever mention that at tough guy was lurking under that gentle surface? Now I want Wes more than ever...
