"you're too short"
"I never loved you, not even when we got married"
"you clean the house before taking a shower in the morning"
"you didn't push me enough"
"you remind me of an ape" accompanied with ape noises and arm pit scratching
"you ruined my life"
"I'm tired of faking it"

and my all time favorite "stop talking so fast, I get all confused and forget my lies"