The gist of DB is to detach from your wife and become the best man you can possibly be; confident, happy and self-sufficient. Then, your wife sees what's she's missing and starts pining for you. In the meantime you've become detached so you're not really pining for your wife anymore and then you have a decision to make because the all the other women hear your confident footsteps as you walk down the hall and the reverberation of you warm confident breath peaks their interest and then you start to realize maybe life could be different and maybe better, but you consider the children as well and you don't want them to have to split time between mommy and daddy but now you're not so sure that mommy was ever the greatest choice and all of the other potential choices are looking really good so there's this continued ball of confusion, but you're confident now so you make better decisions and finally an outcome is looming but it may not be what you'd originally envisioned and then somehow or other Donald Trump is elected president. That may have been a run-on sentence, but hopefully it's all a little clearer now.
