We weren't rejected by our spouses, we were clearly truly faulty folks who

Bought the wrong bacon
Served Apple Juice
Cooked evil shaped pasta
Kissed badly (recent discovery)
Didn't keep our closest clean and tidy
Were too short
Weren't Russian
Wouldn't go skinny dipping with Doodler
Put on weight even if ill
Had an irritating cough
Put dirty dishes in the dishwasher
Had a sick cat that looked at them funny
Wore blue our least favourite colour
Cut our hair
Played golf or didn't play golf
Wouldn't hand over all our cash
Handed over all our cash and are now broke


Oh and married an entitled soD who accidentally went wayward or wants to go wayward.

V

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose.
V 64, WAW