Can I have your e harmony subscription? I say get a turtle! They don't care when you come home or who you're with. They don't care if you feed them, change their water or turn on their basking lamp...mine just pretends it's on! They don't care about birthdays, anniversary's and you never have to worry about whether or not they're in the mood. They get excited when you come home and will even watch TV with you...and whatever you want to watch is cool with them! Toss them a little kale here and there and they're yours for life! Best of all, they never want to talk about the relationship. Hell, they'll even outlive you. It's a no brainer...and so's the turtle but that's just a petty detail G, you will rise again...just not today.You are an amazing lady and somewhere out there is a guy who will one day feel like the luckiest man in the world!
