Why do spouses always miss these opportunities? You did this all wrong. You never to say "you're fine." What you do is look into her ear and mumble something incoherent. Then you say, "Wait right here." Leave the room and get a pair of needle nose pliers, a sharp knife and some rubbing alcohol. When you return to the room, make sure she sees the pliers, knife and alcohol. Then say, "This is going to hurt."
That's DB at its best.
Great Doodler...You're right a definite opportunity missed there. I did make the joke that when I shined the torch in her ear I could see the pillow on the other side of the bed. She didn't get the joke.
Doodler seen quite a few of your posts around, great sense of humour, something we definitely need around here. Keep 'em coming!
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03/15 : ILYBINILWY 10/15 : IDLYA 01/16 : "I'm sacrificing to stay in the marriage for the kids!" 10/16 : She discusses Seperation BUT...she's still here..for now
