A bit later she called me to come to the MBR. I went in and she said, can you look in my ear with the torchlight, its always itchy and I am wondering if something is wrong. So I do that and say I can't see anything you're fine.
Oluma,
Why do spouses always miss these opportunities? You did this all wrong. You never to say "you're fine." What you do is look into her ear and mumble something incoherent. Then you say, "Wait right here." Leave the room and get a pair of needle nose pliers, a sharp knife and some rubbing alcohol. When you return to the room, make sure she sees the pliers, knife and alcohol. Then say, "This is going to hurt."
