Maybe his phone needs to follow that old laptop. To be lost forever. And then you should get him his very own landline.

Sorry he is turning more text-crazy by the day though xxx

"There's nothing sadder than a conman conning himself"

“There is freedom waiting for you,
On the breezes of the sky,
And you ask "What if I fall?"
Oh but my darling,
What if you fly?”

-Erin Hanson