Friday Lawyer Joke:

The person who assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, is called an accomplice.

The person who assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, is his lawyer. grin


Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace