I think my wife is in MLC and it seems hopeless

[SBJ]

CaliGuy...I understand and have heard alot of the excuses.

1. lack of travel
2. we don't hold hands
3. we lack passion
4. we don't have the same relationship as _____
5. she has never been physically attracted to me
6. we were just best friends that had kids together
7. don't you want someone to love you and give you what you need
8. you deserve someone that can fill all of your desires
9. we are not compatible
10. there is no chemistry with us
11. because of what you did to me we can never be intimate again
12. because of what you've said I can never be with you again
13. maybe one day in the future we can be friends
14. just because I want a D doesn't mean I don't care about you
15. ILYBINILWY

And as far as teenagers...I have kids (19/14/10) and none of them act like this. She thinks this is all going to turn out perfect. I told her she was breaking our family apart and her response was priceless...she said, "Families don't get broken apart, they just get restructured". What a crock of excrement.

I am the sarcastic one in the family, so it has been very hard to keep my mouth shut and not engage when I hear these things. I now have an area prepped in the garage that I will use as a diffusing area (punching bag, jump rope & pull-up bar included).