4. And Doodler, so I dodged the bullet skinning dipping with you but what happened to your date? Wasn't that supposed to have been this past Friday? So put your money where your mouth is dude, did you go? Fill us in.
DonH,
Yeah, I'm very sorry the skinny dipping thing didn't work out.
Regarding the date, no I didn't go on the date. But I'll have to tell my story...
I met the woman via Zoosk when I saw her picture she was wearing baseball cap like one that I'd recently lost. I messaged her asking, "What the hell are you doing with my hat?" The conversation that followed was great; we wrote a humorous collaborative story about how I lost the hat and how it eventually ended up on her head. That was a lot of fun! (It wasn't David Foster Wallace material, but it wasn't bad.) We stayed in contact daily and made a date for lunch last Friday.
Last Wednesday, I opened Zoosk to message her and when the application opened, it opened showing a profile of someone that looked a bit like the woman had been messaging. I looked through her pictures and there was one picture in common between the two profiles. So, she had two different profiles. That's not such a big deal, but the profile that I'd originally seen evidently had older pictures of her. The profile that I happened across is apparently recent; she's huge, like three times the woman she used to be. So, I know it's probably shallow of me, but that was real turn-off. I didn't know what to do, she seems very nice, and I don't mind overweight, but she if we went skinny dipping, it'd be like skinny dipping with Moby Dick.
Anyway, I didn't message her for over 24 hours. She finally messaged me saying that she had an opportunity to go to Atlanta so she had to cancel the date.
I don't know how I feel about the whole thing. I don't like being a weasel, on the other hand, I feel like she wasn't quite honest.