Here's an old dirty joke, but hopefully it'll be appropriate for this forum...
Mickey Mouse wanted to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. So, Mickey went to the courthouse and filed the necessary paperwork for the divorce and he was scheduled to go before a judge in a couple of weeks. When the day came to see the judge, Mickey went before the judge and the judge told Mickey, "You can't divorce your wife on the grounds that she's crazy. We've done all of the psychological tests and we've determined that she's not crazy." Then, Mickey said, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f*cking Goofy."
