Just FYI, real men at Home Depot hangout in the treated lumber section. For guys that are looking for women (or anyone else that's so inclined), you go to the paint department on a Saturday morning.
That bit of knowledge comes from a lot of trips to Home Depot and Lowe's over the summer.
Well, I have a bid on a condo and the whole thing needs to be painted! I'll be sure to go on a Saturday morning.
I know what to do with wood, but not treated lumber (see, my mind is always in the gutter).