Hahaha.....Home Depot....... The guys to girls ratio there is about ten to one, go there alone and ask for help or just look lost, odds are pretty good some guy will strike up a conversation!
The last time I was in Home Depot I think was 3 years ago when I was buying wood stain. I thought I would look into the bottle and squeeze at the same time to see the color. Not a good idea. I sprayed the stain directly in my eye, the couple next to me started freaking out and the woman was grabbing tissues out of her purse and I stained my face brown.
