Papers are filed, here comes the D. Focus on me

[Surfer]

I think it was Dave Barry that wrote something like 'kids are always afraid of things they don't understand. Take lightning storms. Many kids get freaked out. It helps to just educate them so it's not an unknown. Take the time to sit them down and explain that lightning is nothing more than gigantic bolts of electricity that can fly out of the sky at any moment and kill you...'

Hilarious.