I read this when I first came to this forum and just re-read it...Wow. Just wow. I mean, if I didn't know any better I would believe this book really exists and that my ExW memorized it.

She even showed up at the kids' soccer games today (with OW to whom she is now married) wearing a tshirt that read "I'm not adulting today"

I guess the tshirt came with this book or she won it for doing MLC so perfectly!

Me 48, Her 50
(Same-Sex Couple)
3 Children
Together: 9.5 years before BD
BD: Week of 10/27/14
ExW started EA w OW 9/2014
ExW married OW 12/2015