I was not snooping but I found some paperwork in our common shared desk. The wife had made copys of our monthly expenses and common passwords. Not a big deal, makes sense for someone preparing for post divorce. But I also found a hand written note keeping track of my GAL. Example, Monday bowling, Wednesday brew pub , Sunday golf. She pieced it together from what I told her and bank debt activity. She even listed when I went shoe shopping. Weird..
OMG I would have SO MUCH FUN with this
I'd wake up in the middle of the night, go to a Buddhist temple, lay flowers on the ground outside, stand there for 10 minutes solemnly, then quietly go home.
I'd go to a bookstore and order all kinds of books about aardvarks. Lots of them. Then I'd go to a pet store, fill a suitcase full of empty ant farms, then go put them into a short term storage shed.
I would start a journal that would be sure to be found near your computer and just have odd phrases written repeatedly like "don't go into the shadows tonight, don't go into the shadows tonight" in all kinds of sizes across multiple pages.
Shoot, it's almost worth getting remarried just to pull some of this off...
Me:38 XW:38 T:11 years M:8 years Kids: S14, D11, D7 BD/Move out day: 6/17/14, D final Dec 15
