Divorced and so grateful

[Vanilla]

Frankly I think fermented oatmeal is to be much encou raged

1. It increases brown stuff from Netherlands (leading to less time for libido activities.
2. Whilst it smells terrible it covers up the stink of infidelity
3. It can be used to protect against STDS, it puts one off
4. It may have a resale value, perhaps a business opportunity for a cottage industy of fermentation
5. It looks like mucus and probably tastes like it, saving on mucus making. Why make mucus when you can eat it.
6. It uses up the mountain of oatmeal we currently have as excess in the world
7. It clearly fosters America Russia relations in a very diplomatic way, eating the stuff once moulded is very diplomatic
8. It can be used in brick laying although you can't use it for foundations
9. It can be used as a poltice on boils but creates additional hazard leading to mega infecation
10. It bangs on the fridge door waiting to be let out
11. The need of it creates serious addiction issues, peeps is sneaking around in search of it
12. It cures ear wax, leading to better hearing but poorer comprehension

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I would actively encourage xWH to bath in the stuff, as it is so wonderful, hell use it to brush his teeth and fuel his car.

V