Husband just told me he is moving out.

[doodler]

I won't print it out for him. Maybe I'll stuff it in his pillowcase the day he moves out. (just kidding!!!!)

You could have it tattooed on his @ss and then video him while he's trying to read it.

I still have to pinch myself to remind myself this is happening, that this is real. If someone told me a year ago I'd be in the midst of this, I'd never have believed it.

It is unbelievably surreal! It wasn't that long ago that my wife told me that I was the love of her life. I'm just happy I wasn't the hate of her life; I'd probably be the hamburger meat on somebody's fast food burger.