The anger stage is the best. It's the stage where you put sand on his bath soap and put salt in the sugar container and sugar in the salt shaker.
During the night, when he's asleep, he can become your canvas for an artistic outlet. Purple hair and a green permanent marker goatee.
While doing the wash there's the accidental Clorox spill, or two, or fifteen. And the Tabasco toothpaste. Does he like capers in his salad? Capers look like rodent droppings. Hmmmm...
And the list goes on. Have fun with it and don't get thrown in jail.
