One example is telling me from inside the change-room at a store that she wasn't carrying OM's child. "Thanks for that".
Can't make that sh1t up! Geesuz...
(BTW, pregnant at age 51 would be pretty unusual...)
She'd had her period the month before - could have happened. Put quite the scare in her. I got fixed over 20 years ago so protection was never a concern. A second scare was when she thought I'd found the receipt for the pregnancy test kit - oh the laughs we'd share ..... Like the time the night before she moved out when I told her that when I got STD tested I was imagining the lab tech wondering what sort of crack whore "I'd" been sleeping with.
On BD H52, W50 T27, M26 S21, D23 BD-9-Mar-16 D-15-Jan-18 Final-19-Apr-18 I am a storyteller. The story may do you no good. But a story is never for the listener. It is always for the one who tells
