See all my band jokes are typically about drummers...
What do you call the guy who hangs around with musicians? The drummer How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? The knock speeds up.
Sadly drummers usually get the women!
Oh and when I'm gigging with a polka band... "He told her the three words every woman longs to hear... I play accordion"
DonH Midwest Me 56 WAW-EXW 55 Met 11/95 / Married 5/00 Bomb 6/20/05 / She Filed on 6/2/06 / Divorced on 10/9/06 4 who'd qualify as GF since D & dated about 25 women since D