She then said if I kick her out that she will never forgive me and that I better sign something quick before she leaves..or she'll never forgive me...
Tofbrks,
So, if you don't sign the agreement she'll leave, and regardless of whether you kick her out or if she leaves of her own accord, she'll never forgive you. Do I understand that correctly?
That kind of stuff makes me a tad angry. That said, remember that you shouldn't do anything that doodler recommends or anything that I'd actually do, but I think I'd say something like, "You'll never forgive me? Boo hoo." And then you roll the agreement up and you say something along the lines of putting it where the sun doesn't shine.
I'm sorry, but sometimes some of the stuff that I read on this forum raises my hackles.
