A few short Friday Lawyer jokes:

Interviewing the partner at a large law firm, a reporter from the Legal Times-Gazette asked, “How many lawyers work in your office?”

“Oh,” the partner replied, “about one in four.”
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Lawyer: Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.

Judge: And what is the nature of the new evidence?

Lawyer: Judge, I just discovered that my client still has $1,000 left.

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The minute you read something you don’t understand, you can be almost sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.

-Will Rogers laugh

I wish everyone here a Happy 4th of July of weekend.

Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace