Dazed and Rottz, I needed a chuckle right now so I came here and got it....your list is a classic, Dazed....I guess you could always add "what color do you think I should paint the ceiling" to it (no I never said that! Really!)just having a naughty thought....
I am going to try your ideas Rottz....sounds good...I will need to experiment though, H has funny places he doesnt want to be touched. Likes back/shoulder rubs though.
didn't mean to hi-jack your thread.....but love talking to you guys.