* I was thinking about getting a sex change operation so we could try sex differently

* I'm planning our summer vacation and have asked my mom to go with us

* I see some nose hairs... when we're done, I'll clip them for you

* Whenever we have sex, I think of George Bush...

"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein